The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
one person visiting from the past
WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?
son i have news for you
my school has a confessions page on facebook and
I’m sorry but
and this one is just a wild ride
oh mygod that last story.
This fucking post. Oh my god.
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down
A short summary of TV’s Desperate Housewives.
Actually the Red Sox are using Bill Belichick’s trained spying raccoon
why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods
AMEN TO THIS
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
did you take this picture with your eyes
THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.